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Randall’s ‘Lockdown Ceizure’

… after a daily walk in da hood … Pukalani , Maui , Hawaii on Tuesday April 21, 2020 … and lockdown body stretching, shower shower w/ cockatiel and time to get on board w/ our mutual pandemic news … Rachel Maddow and friends … we attempt some degree of truth amongst the carnage! This intensity of vision and desire of awareness requires elegant quenching of the thirst.

And so we get to the good stuff!


  • 2 1/2 shots of Svedka Vodka
  • 3 shots of Mott’s Clamato Juice
  • squeeze 1/4 lime  “into”
  • squeeze  1/2 lemon   “into” (no seeds … yuk)
  • quick splash of Worcester Sauce
  • 4 quick shakes of Tobasco Sauce
  • 1 pinch or horseradish … high quality !!
  • 5 good splashes of Martini Olive Juice 
  • 1 martini olive 
  • 1 slice of lime
  • 1 slice of lemon
  • 1 pickled jalepeno slice  
  • 1 celery stick

What To Do

Heavily stirred w/ maximum ice and then fill a large quality glass to top/ Dust w/ freshly ground pepper & minimal celery salt (minimum – barely)


You may add a splash … ahem … or more of quality IPA beer … for enjoyment or maximum distance stretch before refill.

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